Ode to Stanley

Okay, I know it's not a picture, but I spent my time getting all of this figured out instead of taking pictures, so I think it should count. As an explaination: This is the response to a video Stanley sent me a few months ago, the contents of wich I vowed never to expose. It just begged for a response. And this is it. Shortly after viewing this, Stanley declared me the winner. I'm just waiting for the comeback.